Nails can be such boring things (I am saying for you). Cut, file, polish. Bright colours. Dark colours. There’s not much to play with. You could do a gel polish or nail art but basically BORING! , right? A nail salon aptly named Finger Bang in Oregon is all set to change that with vagina nails. Yes, it’s true. You could have flowers, butterflies, dimantes and all that on your nails but why would you rather not have a clean-shaven vagina on your finger nails? And we aren’t talking just nail art. We are talking a full blown 3D vagina. Butt the question is would you really get your hands dirty? And how long would this last? I mean, do you get a bang for your buck?
I do see potential problems with this though. Like the fact that a fading vagina on the fingernail could look really bizarre. Also, we do need to address the problem of this not coming with pubic hair and therefore being a glossy and unreal representation of unshaven pussies everywhere. Of course, assuming everyone’s vagina looks the same greatly undermines diversity. They should have 5-6 colour versions of it, you know, like a whatsapp icon.
I hear they plan to add some lovely vaginal fragrances to it but I cannot confirm anything.