Hello and welcome to another episode of StumpedByStyle.
Today, we are talking about ripped jeans. You are in for a surprise if you came here thinking this was going to be about abs or ripped bodies. Yup, we are talking about jeans or denims or pants that have strategically placed rips. And by rips , I mean, tears that have been created. What may also be the reason for a parent’s tears. Because they cannot believe they are paying full price for a piece of cloth which has pieces of cloth missing. See what I did there? I amuse myself endlessly.
So, obviously stars and influencers have been wearing ripped jeans because they are fashionable right now. The question obviously is , how much ripping is too much ripping? I mean, it looks lovely when it’s ripped but what’s the fine line that you cross over and then it looks like you are in need of a tailor, preferably urgently? Some of those jeans are not ripped, those are gaping holes and technically speaking it would be okay for you to ask for a discount because you are buying only half a jean in the price of a whole jean. You have to be smart about this. The other decision is whether you want to look like you are not too well off or fashionable. Decisions. Decisions.
Also, what about the rips that happen to be at unfortunate places? I don’t know about you but I am not always wearing nice underwear . And some people have dispensed underwear altogether. Are these rips supposed to offer a peek into your vagina or allow easy access to your penis? Because I think we should include arrows as well, just to be obvious. The mind is baffled.
What’s your take on this? Are you stumpedbystyle with ripped jeans as well? Or are ripped jeans your go to? Also, and you have to tell me this honestly. do your legs not occasionally get into a small battle with the rips, extending them? That’s not a true story at all for me. Just asking.