Sex is always fun but it’s lots of fun when you add a new location to it. Or a new person. You know, however you like it. And shower sex is obviously something that can add to the location bit. But there are a few things about shower sex that nobody really talks about . The awkward bits that can rain on your parade. That can make things go down the drain. And other puns.
- Temperature issues are real
If you’ve ever slept in the same room with another person and struggled to find a temperature comfortable for both of you without one of you throwing off/on blankets in frustration, you know finding the right degree can be quite the task. And when you are in a amorous mood, scalding the other person or plunging them in ice cold water isn’t quite how you want to start out. But this is a real problem with shower sex. Finding the balance. With water temperature.
2. Finding the balance
Now showers are tricky, steamy places. So they can be slippery and while you may think all this will add to the lubrication, it could also cause a ligament tear. One of you or both of you may not be able to find your balance around the showers, the curtain and other paraphernalia making this quite the acrobatic act. This is not a circus, this is copulation. Thought you should know.
3. Gag up against me
In theory, the water flowing down your bodies sensually sounds like it would make for some great banging. Practically, this severely restricts movements. For example of the person who isn’t in the shower who is feeling cold. Or the person right under the shower who cannot look anywhere except down because otherwise you gag on the water. It’s very sexy if you can keep the shower in check. I guess.
4. Stick it in me
Unless we are talking tubs and really big ones at that, you can shower heads, taps and a bunch of other things giving you some extra action that you didn’t account for and certainly didn’t want. Especially awkward to have a shower head threatening to go up his rear as he attempts some moves.
5. There’s hair and all that
Most of us have bathrooms and showers in the same place. Which means getting down here requires to first de-stink the place. You know candles and the like. Then of course, you don’t want hair in the shower ruining it when you are looking down (only place you can look) so there’s that to be cleaned. After all , a snooze is probably more interesting that the sex.