Sometimes, what’s holding you back is your own inhibitions. Other times, it’s because of your periods. And mostly, if you live in an Indian city, the utter lack of privacy is why you aren’t tearing each others clothes off. And cinemas, weekend getaways and all that have been tried but what you really want is a place away from the prying eyes of judgment and other human beings. I have put together a list of 4 websites that let you book hotels by the hour. So you can use them for as long as you need them and pay for only that much.

StayUncle

Hourly Hotels

This website specifically talks about renting out rooms to unmarried couples without harassment and claims that they have 30,000 happy couples ‘who have come back again and again’. Oh the puns in that one. Anyway, this website is specifically to get your jiggy on, so stock up on the condoms and get going. Oh, no idea why that woman featured on the picture is featured there. Just saying.

Mistay

Hourly Hotels

This definitely looks more business but don’t let that stop you from using it for a rumble in the sack. Mistay lets you pick from 3 time slots during the day and night and also how many guests in each room. However, this is definitely more expensive that some of the other websites mentioned here. They don’t promise they won’t check IDs and all.

Brevistay

Hourly Hotels

Brevistay is a website that offers you rooms for 3 hours, 6 hours and if you are particularly ambitious 12 hours. It’s written in fine print but they do say the website does mention that couples with valid IDs are welcomed at some of their partner hotels. Of course, you might have to check for the copulation friendly ones. Hahah, you see what I did there?

Frotels

Hourly Hotels

Frotels stays away from mentioning actively anywhere on the website that you can use it for your lusty business. However, it does offer rooms for freshening up and the like. Again, their imagery is largely about business and family trips but I am sure you can use it to do your business of making a family. Or not, that’s your call. Also they mention pilgrimage which just..is awkward if you meet people who have been all pious while you are making the bed shake.

Check out these hotels and websites and thank me later.

 

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